No Thanks, I'm Good

No-Brainer IF Jam Autumn 2015 entry. Short Squiffy IF story about misunderstandings, good intentions, and a giant monster. Short, sweet, and to the point due to this being my first ever IF story.

Hypertext Fiction Challenges:

• Style your game with CSS. [X]

General Challenges

• Make the PC a public domain character. [X]
• Avoid all gendered pronouns. [X]
• Plot your game with the Envisioner. "The legend of Persephone envisioned as a city-smashing monster tale." [X]
• Write in a genre you usually don't. [X]
• HOLD ONTO THAT FEEL-EH-EENG, STREET LIGHTS, PEOPLE, WHOAHH-OH-OHHHHHH~~~ [XXXXXXXXXXXXX]